Plot: Philip and Marlowe (Michael Dudikoff- American Ninja) are 20 year old private eyes who, following THE nuclear event-wherein every nuke in the world but one was fired, decide to leave the safety of their fallout shelter (having lived there between the ages of 6-20) and go searching for the men/fathers that left them in the bunker. Surviving on pulp detective novels and 1940's swing music, the brothers set out into the post-apocalyptic future, where lady bikers with bright red hair ride the highways, where mutants with big boils hunt attractive girls through wasteland, where 1970's Disco midgets brandish weapons and giant mutant dogs appear from nowhere and eat folk. Turns out, the lads have the keys to activate the only remaining nuclear silo and somehow, everyone knows it.
It's fair to say that this film makes little to no sense throughout, but that's irrelevant. There's explosions (a la 1980's), punk/glam rockers (one looks like Colin Firth), musical inserts where the singer belts it out to camera and at one point you even get some lizard-man action.
Line of the film: "Something queer happened to land us in this hole!"
Budget: $?
Gross: $220,038
Fun Fact: Director Albert Pyun went on to make Cyborg, with JCVD and Captain America!
It's fair to say that this film makes little to no sense throughout, but that's irrelevant. There's explosions (a la 1980's), punk/glam rockers (one looks like Colin Firth), musical inserts where the singer belts it out to camera and at one point you even get some lizard-man action.
Line of the film: "Something queer happened to land us in this hole!"
Budget: $?
Gross: $220,038
Fun Fact: Director Albert Pyun went on to make Cyborg, with JCVD and Captain America!
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