Ever wondered why Sci-Fi films were so popular in the 80's? This film won't help.
Plot: Beginning with what appear to be segments directly lifted from Battle Beyond The Stars wherein our hero and his robot battle space pirates, who are after their food (there's a Galactic shortage on, a bit like the summer hose pipe bans), they respond to a distress call from a research lab on a planet, somewhere?
Once he arrives, our hero boinks one Farrah Fawcett impersonator and endeavours to go for a girl who very recently lost her boyfriend to a giant Alien looking alien and then went for a wank in the sauna (I promise you, I couldn't make this up). So, our 'hero' goes off with laser guns and the rest of the fast dwindling crew to hunt for said beastie.
Line of the film: "That's about the stupidest, God damn idea I've heard all day...no offence".
Budget: $? (recycled sets...can't have cost much)
Gross: $?
Fun Fact: Many of the sets in this film were in that other Roger Corman produced gem, Galaxy of Terror. The Mutant poster looks more like Alien, but this one's superb for its utter lack of similarity to the film.
Plot: Beginning with what appear to be segments directly lifted from Battle Beyond The Stars wherein our hero and his robot battle space pirates, who are after their food (there's a Galactic shortage on, a bit like the summer hose pipe bans), they respond to a distress call from a research lab on a planet, somewhere?
Once he arrives, our hero boinks one Farrah Fawcett impersonator and endeavours to go for a girl who very recently lost her boyfriend to a giant Alien looking alien and then went for a wank in the sauna (I promise you, I couldn't make this up). So, our 'hero' goes off with laser guns and the rest of the fast dwindling crew to hunt for said beastie.
Line of the film: "That's about the stupidest, God damn idea I've heard all day...no offence".
Budget: $? (recycled sets...can't have cost much)
Gross: $?
Fun Fact: Many of the sets in this film were in that other Roger Corman produced gem, Galaxy of Terror. The Mutant poster looks more like Alien, but this one's superb for its utter lack of similarity to the film.
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