Blood Diner

This is the oddest film I have ever seen! Bar none!

Plot: Two children have a visit from a deranged uncle- on the run following a massacre of a glee club (on the right track there I feel) and lopping off his nether region, who encourages the 6yr old pair to follow in the footsteps of a Lumerian God named Sheetar (with me so far?). The kids grow up and start a diner, serving body parts and passing them off as vegetarian/health food. One day they exhume their dead uncles body, remove the brain, stick it in a jar and start talking to it. All the while, the competing diner owner next door is talking to his ventriloquists dummy and puzzled over this neighbours success. So the boys start killing women of loose morals and hacking them up for the new jigsaw body of their soon to be resurrected God Sheetar. The cops are on the case though, a greasy, gold chain wearing, hairy chested duche bag and his partner- a young black woman with a combination of British and American accent (possibly, dear god hopefully dubbed voices throughout). There's also some zombie action, a naked kung-fu chick, creature effects and a band that looks awfully like Gary Glitter and Hitler inspired musicians.

Line of the film: "If I only had my Schlong back, you'd know the meaning of the word machismo!"

Budget: $?

Gross: $?

Fun Fact: Sadly not too much more to tell ya, other than fans of the classic 80's teen drama, Beverley Hills 90210 might want to let me know if this is, in fact, THE diner the kids used to hang out in?