Monday 6 January 2014

He-Man & She-Ra in The Secret of the Sword

If you ever wanted a disturbing visit to the past, I'd recommend this film. If you're looking for 'camp', you can't get much better.

Plot: He-man is sent on a random trip to another world-Etheria, by the Sorceress, in search of some chick that he has never heard of, with no explanation. He-Man, being He-Man says yes and pops through a magical portal with his faithful pussy cat- Cringer aka Battle-Cat. There he meets an evil force called the Horde, commanded by Hordak- a badass fella that transforms into a penis shaped missile. He-Man's mission is to find a worthy woman to wield the same sword as him, except this one has a jewel in the hilt and as a happy by-product, save the planet from the nasty man and his gang. 

Line of the Film: "Let's cross swords" (I promise you, I'm not kidding).

Budget: $2,000,000 (I couldn't believe it either)

Gross: $6,500,000

Fun Fact: The script was described as 'complicated but highly predictable', if that's not a recommendation, what is?