Monday 9 January 2012

Bride of Re-Animator

Brian Yuzna, producer of the first film, turns director for this, the middle film in the H.P. Lovecraft themed series.

Plot: Dr Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs) and Dr Dan Cain (Bruce Abbott) have been serving the last 8 months as medics in a Peruvian War, whilst continuing their ill-fated research into reanimation of the dead. Upon returning to Massachusetts, West convinces Cain to continue their endeavours, with the promise of a lady Frankenstein with the heart of his deceased girlfriend, Meg-despite Cain's objections that she would come back "Uncontrollably Spastic". That and the fact that he's already getting it on with Miss Francesca Danelli (Fabiana Udenio).

West proceeds and even adds Iguana fluids to Mountain Dew in order to make walking eyeballs and dogs with hands, all whilst evading a zombie cop and a disembodied head with bat wings (how mental is that!?).

Line of the film: "Don't you ever do that again, you mental midget!"


Budget: $Unobtainable

Gross: $Equally illusive

Fun Fact: Fabiana Udenio will be best known as Alotta Fagina- Austin Powers; International Man of Mystery (Rocks the side-boob!).


review by Callum Stockdale

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