Galaxina

So, it's a kind of derivative spoof that is about half as good as Spaceballs. It references 2001, Alien, Star Wars and Star Trek. And it is meta.

Plot: The crew of the Police space cruiser 'Infinity' are patrolling the space highways when they are commissioned to retrieve the Blue Crystal from a far away planet. Galaxina, an incredibly sexy robot (Dorothy R. Stratten-Playboy Playmate of the Year-1980...I wonder why she was cast?), reprogrammes herself to be with one of the crewmen. On the far away planet, she is captured by a cult that worship Harley Davidson. The crewman saves Galaxina but back onboard the ship they are all captured and jailed - only to escape with the help of a baby alien that thinks the ships captain is its mother. Yep.

They visit a 'Human Restaurant', that serves..you know, tastes like pork...and an alien brothel with a three-boobed alien (pre-Total Recall but post-We Can Remember It for You Wholesale-Philip K. Dick).

Irreverent. Naughty. Blah.

Budget: $ I truly have no clue?

Gross: $?

Fun Fact: This film got the M rating in New Zealand for it's offensive language and sexual content. Oh yeah!

review by Simon Hansen.