Tuesday 28 August 2012

Terror Train

Leave a bunch of College seniors on a steam train, unsupervised and loaded with drink and the occasional J...what do you think might happen?

Plot: Freshman year, the pie-delta-wankers are hazing the new guys. This years trick, fool one of 'em into snoggin' a dismembered corpse. Jamie Lee-Curtis plays the voice of the lady in question, luring our unsuspecting virgin to his doom. Well, he flips out and flash forward 3 years, here we are, on a party train, everyone in costume and there's even a magician on board- David Copperfield (yes, really!). Given that this is a horror/slasher film, our 'hazed fresher' is out of the nut-house and on the rampage, much to the surprise of the graduates.

David Copperfield actually does well, playing a Magician however can not be too difficult for a...Magician.

Don't let the poster fool you, at no point does Lizard-Man get funky with a half naked college-girl. For shame!

Budget: $3,500,000

Gross: $8,000,000

Fun Fact: This film was directed by Roger Spottiswoode- The Pursuit of D.B.Cooper and 48 Hrs and even, Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!



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